I shall paraphrase:
Obama and Dems: Hey, Romney, how about all those people you fired between 1999 and 2002 while you were working at Bain?
Romney: I wasn't working at Bain, LOL, I was on a leave of absence! You can't pin all those job losses and Bain owning a fetus-disposal company on me! I wasn't there! I left to handle the Olympics!
Obama and Dems: Really now, you weren't doing ANYTHING at Bain after you left to do the Olympics thing in 1999?
Romney: SRSLY! I swore under PENALTY OF PERJURY when I filed my federal campaign finance disclosure form. See, look:
Mr. Romney retired from Bain Capital on February 11, 1999 to head the Salt Lake [Olympics] Organizing Committee. Since February 11, 1999, Mr. Romney has not had any active role with any Bain Capital entity and has not been involved in the operations of any Bain Capital entity in any way.
Obama and Dems: O RLY? Well we have some filings from between that point and a time in 2002 whereby you are stating to the SECURITIES AND EXCHANGE COMMISSION (possibly after Sarbanes-Oxley coming into effect, too!) that you were the Grand High Poobah and "sole shareholder, Chairman, Chief Executive Officer and President" of Bain.
Romney: oh fuck Um yeah and Obama's jobs record still sucks, and-
Obama and Dems: STOP. So what's up is that either a) you lied TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE when you said you weren't at Bain when all this outsourcing occurred, and oh by the way you were there when Bain invested in a firm that disposed of aborted fetuses (cue outrage from pro-life conservative base) PLUS you lied to the FEDERAL ELECTION COMMISSION under penalty of PERJURY OR b) YOU LIED TO THE SECURITIES AND EXCHANGE COMMISSION (possibly under penalty too, not to mention shareholder/investor lawsuits against Bain making false statements and representations to investors and the SEC).
That is, unless you really want to argue what the definition of "any" is. And if you want to go that route, we'd just like to point out how you Republicans handled that whole Clinton/Lewinsky thing. Turnabout is fair play, after all.
Romney: oh fuck, oh shit
Obama and Dems: Plus, if you WERE at Bain during this period AND you maintain that you had no active role, then what you're saying is that you, as "sole shareholder, Chair, CEO, and Prez" of Bain, had absolutely NO knowledge of what was going on at YOUR (sole shareholder!) company. You were such a fantastic businessman that you were completely in the dark yet you continued to collect six+ figure checks during that time to know nothing and do nothing. Which isn't going to fly very well when people remember all the other collapsed companies, embezzlement, "too big to fail" banks, insider trading, fraud, and other chicanery and criminal activity that have happened from 1999 on.
Romney: Oh fuck, error, ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR
Obama and Dems: So which is it, you liar? Are you a perjuring felon or are you a Wall Street crook lying on your SEC forms? Are you a competent businessman or an idiot buffoon?
Romney: (sparks shoot out of his robotic self)
DOES NOT COMPUTE... DOES NOT COMPUTE... DIVIDE BY ZERO, NO TRUTHFUL WINNING ANSWER TO QUESTIONS.
Obama and Dems: There you have it, folks. This is the best man the Republicans could find for the job. He's all that's wrong with the GOP. Vote Obama in November.
Romney: (robotic head spins around and then explodes)