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New Drink Invented:" The Whitney"

Coke and water.

created by max on Mar 22, 2012 at 08:02:20 pm     Other     Comments: 13

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I've used your joke to great laughs at Friday's, with clients, friends , and family. Irony, is often quite hilarious....no one seemed to notice in her entire entourage / posse , that's "she's very quite in there & has been in there a long time"? Sad...I think I need a line now...gotta go !

posted by BigWillard on Mar 23, 2012 at 02:30:25 pm     #   1 person liked this

You would hope that this tragedy would open the eyes of those who use illicit drugs. But a true addict says it can't happen to me.

posted by jackie on Mar 23, 2012 at 03:54:22 pm     #  

Her death was a tragedy?

posted by JJFad on Mar 23, 2012 at 06:05:35 pm     #  

jackie posted at 03:54:22 PM on Mar 23, 2012:

You would hope that this tragedy would open the eyes of those who use illicit drugs. But a true addict says it can't happen to me.

Do you feel the same way about overweight people who shorten their lives with food? McDonalds causes more early deaths than the dope dealer ever could. More people addicted to ice cream every night than blow.

Whitney did what she wanted with her life, good for her.

posted by dbw8906 on Mar 23, 2012 at 06:06:16 pm     #   1 person liked this

Hey folks McDonald's food and ice cream are legal. What you do with them is your business. Coke is illegal and is known to cause premature death.

And yes, a premature death is a tragedy.

posted by jackie on Mar 23, 2012 at 06:21:25 pm     #  

EVERY premature death is tragic? So a guy who killed several people and then gets killed is tragic? I'd beg to differ with that broad generalization.

AND we know that eating fast food AND coke will both cause problems. I'm not sure what your point is with that, unless you're saying that we should feel tragedy for a person who went out of their way to attain something that is illegal.

posted by JJFad on Mar 23, 2012 at 06:51:10 pm     #  

So if you shorten your life and place undue stress on the healthcare system with a bag of "legal" its the American Way, freedom of choice.

But if you shorten your life and place undue stress on the healthcare system with a bag of "illegal" things your a horribly flawed person who must be punished...

Alex I will take "War on Drugs" for a thousand please.

posted by dbw8906 on Mar 23, 2012 at 07:18:36 pm     #   1 person liked this

"You would hope that this tragedy would open the eyes of those who use illicit drugs. But a true addict says it can't happen to me."

This was my original statement, I stand by it.

Since I haven't been appointed God yet I can't make decisions for others.

posted by jackie on Mar 23, 2012 at 08:57:53 pm     #  

Well, at least they likely won't be able to blame it on her doctor.

posted by JeepMaker on Mar 23, 2012 at 10:07:53 pm     #  

A tasteless and pathetic joke. What a totally disgusting thing to say. Anyone that would let that roll out of their mouth is without any class.

posted by RockChick on Mar 24, 2012 at 08:02:37 pm     #  

"This was my original statement, I stand by it."

Very politician-like of you. Don't mind everything I've said after, let's just concentrate on the first statement.

posted by JJFad on Mar 24, 2012 at 09:12:15 pm     #  

I'll just wait for the next "celebrity" to waste their life away in some stupid way. It's like a bad car wreck, we'll all stop and gawk

posted by Hoops on Mar 25, 2012 at 09:01:29 am     #  

coke must be nasty business...

it is mostly wealthy people with access and usually it is people with sudden wealth who succomb. seems to me it is generally people who have an underlying unhappy circumstance looking for either something more from life or an escape from life. seems also to get people who have no one responsible around them/no one who can say no to them.

hanger-on losers and those looking to prey upon discontented wealthy or the neauvou riche can smell opportunity and just glam on like leeches. it is not just celebrities... there have been many successful corporate types i have known who have hit bottom... think of several prominent bars around town over the last 30 years that were the hot spot one month and a month later mysteriously shut down... almost always coke. it can be easy to criticize because most of us will not have the wealth or do have a support structure that would stop coke from coming into and controlling our lives... feel fortunate cause a car wreck can happen to anyone.

for a couple years whitney was the greatest pop singer in the world and periodically could avoid the pitfalls around her and make the magic again. she was not able to look out for her own self interest in the long run and nobody reliable around her was able to do so either. i get the joke... it doesn't particularly bother me, i don't even own a whitney record... but it's not particularly funny either

posted by enjoyeverysandwich on Mar 25, 2012 at 10:46:05 am     #  

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