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Title cut off: "Just another day in the "Big D".

For a Darwin Award, you have to die. What's the next step down?

Gun in pants in movies: nothing happens. Gun in pants in real life: incredibly stupid.

Man Shoots Himself in the Penis in Birmingham

The 45-year-old heating and air-conditioning company employee was on a job in Birmingham on Tuesday when the incident took place, Birmingham Police Deputy Chief Mark Clemence said today. He was getting ready to work and was moving the .40-caliber Glock pistol in his pants when it discharged at 11:15 a.m.

"Through and through, if you can believe it," Clemence said. "The situation could have been a lot worse. You think about it -- your femoral artery runs down there. He could have shot it off. It could have been a lot worse. It’s a big bullet; you’re not talking a small bullet."

created by oldhometown on Jun 15, 2012 at 12:25:25 pm
updated by oldhometown on Jun 15, 2012 at 12:26:15 pm
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The affluent part of the "Big D" in an entirely different county.

posted by researcher on Jun 15, 2012 at 12:35:28 pm     #   1 person liked this

Ouch.

posted by gamegrrl on Jun 15, 2012 at 12:36:33 pm     #  

Any other Dave and Chuck the Freak fans on here?

They were discussing this today. The question was: if you had your choice, would you rather have the bullet enter the frank or the beans? It made for some great morning entertainment, lol.

I do feel bad for this guy though, hopefully he'll be able to remain anonymous.

posted by dell_diva on Jun 15, 2012 at 12:54:17 pm     #  

More importantly, hopefully he and "Little Mr. HVAC" make a complete recovery!

posted by Foodie on Jun 15, 2012 at 01:41:05 pm     #   2 people liked this

Have any of you ever seen this clever idea. "The speed draw champion"? Yipe!!! We had a deputy here in our county who went to the range for a little off duty practice. He was wearing the Thunderwear and had it stuffed with a Glock model 22. He got into his vehicle and decided that he needed to reach down and do a little adjustment. Bang. He survived and so did his parts.

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=thunderwear&source=web&cd=1&sqi=2&ved=0CHQQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thunderwear.com%2F&ei=ifTbT_i8KY3-8ATWk7zxCg&usg=AFQjCNGzxJiBceuqZvuXrliBj_eVh2RJRQ

posted by Wydowmaker on Jun 15, 2012 at 10:59:02 pm     #  

I am always amazed at these stories. Firearms do not discharge because you adjust them. The discharge because you put your finger on the trigger and pull it. Pistol in your pants aka Mexican carry is fine if you do not put your finger on the trigger and shoot yourself.

Idiots.

posted by Star56 on Jun 16, 2012 at 03:44:04 am     #   4 people liked this

Star56

I am well versed in the use of firearms. I have been an NRA instructor for over 35 years and am a Florida class K (law enforcement) certified instructor. On another thread someone asked why so few people use Toledo Talk. One of the reasons is that people on this board seem to enjoy spending so much time picking other people's post apart. My post was simply an attempt at applying some humor to a very serious subject. I learned during my two tours in Vietnam the fine art of trigger control.

posted by Wydowmaker on Jun 16, 2012 at 12:16:03 pm     #  

when did they start equipping Glocks with decockers?

posted by jhop on Jun 16, 2012 at 09:43:22 pm     #  

Wydowmaker,

No problem! I didn't mean anything personal to you. The people who write these stories for the press are frequently ill informed as to firearms.

Jhop,

Glock with a decocker? Glock with a safety? Blasphemy!!

Carry hot and keep the finger off the trigger!

Surely you jest

posted by Star56 on Jun 17, 2012 at 05:49:35 am     #  

star56 what part of his body did he hit, now re-read my comment.

posted by jhop on Jun 17, 2012 at 09:43:35 am     #  

Haha

posted by upso on Jun 17, 2012 at 09:54:23 am     #  

Just call him stubby.
jhop- good one! :-)

posted by JeepMaker on Jun 17, 2012 at 09:56:10 am     #  

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