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LaTEAst TEAspiracy: Obama married a man.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/08/08/tea-party-activist-evidence-obama-was-married-to-pakistani-man/

Republicans, and especially the Teabagger wing, should be ashamed of themselves.

Don't vote for them and the people they support. It only encourages them and perpetuates the stupidity.

created by anonymouscoward on Aug 09, 2012 at 03:20:53 pm     Politics     Comments: 30

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Putting this in Entertainment because this is Weekly World News/National Enquirer-grade "entertainment" right here. Feel free to kick it over to /p/, jr, though personally I think people should enjoy watching this trainwreck.

posted by anonymouscoward on Aug 09, 2012 at 03:22:32 pm     #  

Who paid you to post this coward?

posted by Linecrosser on Aug 09, 2012 at 03:32:26 pm     #  

I didn't post a coward, I posted a link to a story.

Please take these surplus commas and use them as needed: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Odd that you immediately jumped to the defense of something indefensible, I must say. Do you have some sort of "white knight" complex, or are you on the GOP payroll to defend the honor of the Party?

Wait, no, I'm sorry, it is logically impossible to defend something the GOP doesn't have. Don't mind me. Carry on.

posted by anonymouscoward on Aug 09, 2012 at 03:39:20 pm     #   2 people liked this

This is absolute lunacy, even coming from a true-believing birther like Corsi. The RNC would be well advised to kidnap Corsi and hide him in a chalet in Switzerland for the next three months as damage control.

posted by historymike on Aug 09, 2012 at 03:58:04 pm     #   3 people liked this

Was Linecrosser defending the actual story? I thought he was just taking a jab at you.

posted by mom2 on Aug 09, 2012 at 04:07:45 pm     #  

Taking a jab at coward, I think he's a paid member of the Obama reelection team.

posted by Linecrosser on Aug 09, 2012 at 04:19:53 pm     #  

It’s not like conservatives haven’t gone off the deep end already over Obama, but as the election approaches the foil hats are coming off.

You have shit like Corsi. You’ve the wing nuts in a frenzy over how Obama is going to stage an assassination attempt (Google it, won’t dignify it with a link). Even Brian Wilson of WSPD’s afternoon drone had some crazy on the show talking about it.

posted by SensorG on Aug 09, 2012 at 04:33:44 pm     #   1 person liked this

He brings up an interesting question. The pictures dont lie. Wonder why barack wore a wedding ring all that time??

posted by chrispartlow on Aug 09, 2012 at 05:58:36 pm     #  

Pics don't lie? I can have a pic of Mitt sucking a donkey in about 15 minutes...

posted by SensorG on Aug 09, 2012 at 07:47:29 pm     #   1 person liked this

And here's Dubya wearing The One Ring. Clearly he is Sauron!

posted by anonymouscoward on Aug 09, 2012 at 08:08:31 pm     #  

chrispartlow posted at 05:58:36 PM on Aug 09, 2012:

He brings up an interesting question. The pictures dont lie. Wonder why barack wore a wedding ring all that time??

How the hell do you know it's an actual wedding ring?

posted by anonymouscoward on Aug 09, 2012 at 08:09:19 pm     #  

How do we know its a wedding ring? Very good, anonymous! Now you're asking questions! Before, i thought you might be a close-minded fascist. I encourage your curiosity, anonymous!

posted by chrispartlow on Aug 09, 2012 at 08:17:43 pm     #  

chrispartlow posted at 08:17:43 PM on Aug 09, 2012:

How do we know its a wedding ring? Very good, anonymous! Now you're asking questions! Before, i thought you might be a close-minded fascist. I encourage your curiosity, anonymous!

ME? A FASCIST?

^^ Read that. Then compare and contrast with the Republican Party and its platform and its members and their behavior.

posted by anonymouscoward on Aug 09, 2012 at 08:49:00 pm     #  

SensorG posted at 07:47:29 PM on Aug 09, 2012:

Pics don't lie? I can have a pic of Mitt sucking a donkey in about 15 minutes...

What would be the point? We know he sucks Koch already, and such a pic would offend PETA even more (they are already offended about the dog carrier on the roof of the station wagon).

posted by anonymouscoward on Aug 09, 2012 at 10:37:24 pm     #  

What was all that talk about civil discourse a while back?

posted by Linecrosser on Aug 10, 2012 at 02:33:38 am     #  

Ring on finger does not equal being married.

If someone is going to assert that a person had a clandestine marriage, I'd expect meaningful proof. (Photo of a ceremony, marriage license or certificate, etc.)

Someone had a ring on their finger? Big deal.

posted by mom2 on Aug 10, 2012 at 07:14:02 am     #  

Linecrosser posted at 02:33:38 AM on Aug 10, 2012:

What was all that talk about civil discourse a while back?

Tell your friends down at the TeaOP to lead by example, and you might start seeing some.

posted by anonymouscoward on Aug 10, 2012 at 08:44:50 am     #  

mom2 posted at 07:14:02 AM on Aug 10, 2012:

Ring on finger does not equal being married.

If someone is going to assert that a person had a clandestine marriage, I'd expect meaningful proof. (Photo of a ceremony, marriage license or certificate, etc.)

Someone had a ring on their finger? Big deal.

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF YOUR DEITY OR DEITIES OF CHOICE, DON'T GET LINEY AND THE BIRTHERS STARTED ON THIS!!!

"WHERE'S THE MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE?"

posted by anonymouscoward on Aug 10, 2012 at 08:46:29 am     #  

^^

Oh shit...forget I mentioned the "C" word. :O

posted by mom2 on Aug 10, 2012 at 08:48:00 am     #   2 people liked this

Well for starters I think the guy is a loon, there was no gay marriage back when this was supposed to occur and therefore could be no marriage certificate. The president has been against gay marriage right up until the point he was for gay marriage a few months back to please his liberal base electorate, so I think this is a bogus story and they should drag the tea party dude spouting this behind a pickup truck for a few miles.

posted by Linecrosser on Aug 10, 2012 at 09:46:40 am     #  

Linecrosser posted at 04:19:53 PM on Aug 09, 2012:

Taking a jab at coward, I think he's a paid member of the Obama reelection team.

Stop and think a minute Linecrosser. Even if you don't agree with the Ayatollah Obama and think all Moonbats are crazy, crazy ain't stupid. Just who would ever pay AnonymousCoward to help someone get reelected?

I think it's more likely the GOP is paying AC to support the Ayatollah.

posted by madjack on Aug 10, 2012 at 10:39:39 am     #  

And here's Dubya wearing The One Ring. Clearly he is Sauron!

It's fake. He's visible.

posted by madjack on Aug 10, 2012 at 10:41:13 am     #  

madjack posted at 10:41:13 AM on Aug 10, 2012:

And here's Dubya wearing The One Ring. Clearly he is Sauron!

It's fake. He's visible.

Someone didn't pay attention.

Sauron was visible while wearing it. So was Tom Bombadil.

posted by anonymouscoward on Aug 10, 2012 at 10:59:50 am     #   1 person liked this

madjack posted at 10:39:39 AM on Aug 10, 2012:
Linecrosser posted at 04:19:53 PM on Aug 09, 2012:

Taking a jab at coward, I think he's a paid member of the Obama reelection team.

Stop and think a minute Linecrosser. Even if you don't agree with the Ayatollah Obama and think all Moonbats are crazy, crazy ain't stupid. Just who would ever pay AnonymousCoward to help someone get reelected?

I think it's more likely the GOP is paying AC to support the Ayatollah.

So are you saying that Obama is a Muslim with your Ayatollah crap? Or is that just racism?

posted by anonymouscoward on Aug 10, 2012 at 11:01:30 am     #  

No, it's true. I know because I am that pakistani man and I loved Barack Baby.(that's what I called him)

posted by hockeyfan on Aug 10, 2012 at 01:55:36 pm     #  

anonymouscoward posted at 10:59:50 AM on Aug 10, 2012:
madjack posted at 10:41:13 AM on Aug 10, 2012:

And here's Dubya wearing The One Ring. Clearly he is Sauron!

It's fake. He's visible.

Someone didn't pay attention.

Sauron was visible while wearing it. So was Tom Bombadil.

AC, you idiot. If that really was the One Ring then King George II would be invisible whenever he put it on. But that isn't the case, is it? King George II is visible - we can see him! So, the logical conclusion is that the ring he's wearing is just some ordinary pawnshop special.

Also Tom Bombadil wasn't in the movie.

posted by madjack on Aug 10, 2012 at 04:45:16 pm     #  

hockeyfan posted at 01:55:36 PM on Aug 10, 2012:

No, it's true. I know because I am that pakistani man and I loved Barack Baby.(that's what I called him)

I heard that you used to call him your little snookie-wookums.

posted by madjack on Aug 10, 2012 at 04:46:18 pm     #  

Is obama a Muslim, or a Moslem? Does anyone here know the difference? I'm guessing not.

posted by Wulf on Aug 10, 2012 at 06:47:30 pm     #  

madjack posted at 04:45:16 PM on Aug 10, 2012:
anonymouscoward posted at 10:59:50 AM on Aug 10, 2012:
madjack posted at 10:41:13 AM on Aug 10, 2012:

And here's Dubya wearing The One Ring. Clearly he is Sauron!

It's fake. He's visible.

Someone didn't pay attention.

Sauron was visible while wearing it. So was Tom Bombadil.

AC, you idiot. If that really was the One Ring then King George II would be invisible whenever he put it on. But that isn't the case, is it? King George II is visible - we can see him! So, the logical conclusion is that the ring he's wearing is just some ordinary pawnshop special.

Also Tom Bombadil wasn't in the movie.

No, maddie, you ignorant dumbass, you have no logical proof that Dubya would be visible when we know TWO characters who are visible while wearing it. Since we have two characters that disprove the case of "wearing the One Ring = become invisible", making the assumption that Bush wearing the One Ring is really dumb. It's entirely possible and plausible for Chimpy McFlightsuit to be able to wear the One Ring and be visible.

posted by anonymouscoward on Aug 11, 2012 at 12:06:35 am     #   1 person liked this

Wow I can just feel the hate dripping from that post, did you really love Al Gore that much?

posted by Linecrosser on Aug 11, 2012 at 04:50:46 pm     #  

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