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Stop me if you've heard this one before...

A bus full of Somalis (who can barely speak or can't speak any English) are dropped off at a polling center with Democrat slate cards...

Is Voter Fraud Being Committed In Ohio?

And of course this could all be on the level. But in the event this is just typical Democrat election shenanigans, my frustration soon turns to relief as I recall that Coward McDouche informed us all a few days ago that the electronic voting machines are being controlled by the Romney's...and Kevin Bacon.

created by RBancroft on Oct 27, 2012 at 09:49:54 pm     Politics     Comments: 14

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From "Human Events: Powerful Conservative Voices"

Yeah, couldn't find that story on a more reputable and less slanted site, like, I dunno, FoxNews.com?

posted by anonymouscoward on Oct 27, 2012 at 10:26:24 pm     #   1 person liked this

I need to share some of the wonderful comments from RButthead's favorite article of the day:

Cynthia Campbell • 5 hours ago • parent

Omstrat: Get a large group together so that one or two of you can't just 'disappear' forever without a trace. Safety in numbers. Obama has thousands of boxcars with shackles to take dissenters to prison camps and they will be executed. You think I am kidding? This has been verified. People are already disappearing. He can get away with it because most people refuse to believe that he would do it!

TexasScorpion • 36 minutes ago • parent

Cynthia Campbell: Absolutely CORRECT!! FEMA cars! They retrofit old railroad equipment/auto movers, with shackles and benches, and use them to transport dissenters to the FEMA camp, where the ENTIRE CAR is then placed into a hermetically sealed building, where it is then subjected to lethal concentrations of GAS, killing the occupants. They are then offloaded into FEMA coffins (4 to a crate) and the process begins again!

ChicagoThunder1 • 5 hours ago • parent

Omstrat: They have been de-balling the population with Soy everything you eat now has frigging soy in it but when the female eats it it makes her think that she has a set it's Role reversal without logic in leadership.

posted by anonymouscoward on Oct 27, 2012 at 10:32:38 pm     #   1 person liked this

anonymouscoward posted at 10:26:24 PM on Oct 27, 2012:

From "Human Events: Powerful Conservative Voices"

Yeah, couldn't find that story on a more reputable and less slanted site, like, I dunno, FoxNews.com?

Because Coward the Keyboard Warrior never posts anything from slanted sites like Media Matters or from slanted writers like Paul Krugman.

posted by RBancroft on Oct 27, 2012 at 10:42:11 pm     #  

RBancroft posted at 10:42:11 PM on Oct 27, 2012:
anonymouscoward posted at 10:26:24 PM on Oct 27, 2012:

From "Human Events: Powerful Conservative Voices"

Yeah, couldn't find that story on a more reputable and less slanted site, like, I dunno, FoxNews.com?

Because Coward the Keyboard Warrior never posts anything from slanted sites like Media Matters or from slanted writers like Paul Krugman.

Usually those are backed up with more "reports from anonymous poll workers". And they generally don't feature comments about how Obama's fitted train cars with shackles to carry people off to the FEMA re-education camps.

Wait, why am I arguing with you again? I got a delicious beer next to me... -*glug glug glug* that's better.

posted by anonymouscoward on Oct 27, 2012 at 11:09:20 pm     #   1 person liked this

anonymouscoward posted at 10:32:38 PM on Oct 27, 2012:

I need to share some of the wonderful comments from RButthead's favorite article of the day:

Cynthia Campbell • 5 hours ago • parent

Omstrat: Get a large group together so that one or two of you can't just 'disappear' forever without a trace. Safety in numbers. Obama has thousands of boxcars with shackles to take dissenters to prison camps and they will be executed. You think I am kidding? This has been verified. People are already disappearing. He can get away with it because most people refuse to believe that he would do it!

TexasScorpion • 36 minutes ago • parent

Cynthia Campbell: Absolutely CORRECT!! FEMA cars! They retrofit old railroad equipment/auto movers, with shackles and benches, and use them to transport dissenters to the FEMA camp, where the ENTIRE CAR is then placed into a hermetically sealed building, where it is then subjected to lethal concentrations of GAS, killing the occupants. They are then offloaded into FEMA coffins (4 to a crate) and the process begins again!

ChicagoThunder1 • 5 hours ago • parent

Omstrat: They have been de-balling the population with Soy everything you eat now has frigging soy in it but when the female eats it it makes her think that she has a set it's Role reversal without logic in leadership.

I guess this then is coward and his equally cowardly cohorts claiming the mantle of ideological purity.

Death threats against Mitt Romney proliferate

@CedThuggin
Imma KILL romney on God if he be president his white pussy ass Bitch

Got a Romney bumper sticker or yard sign? Watch out for these unhinged libs

Camille Wells @whamille
anyone else wanna spraypaint "cracker" on every mitt romney yard sign they see?

Keep up the good work coward. We can only hope that jr will let you keep up with your internet tough guy act for another almost decade.

posted by RBancroft on Oct 27, 2012 at 11:16:56 pm     #  

http://twitchy.com/about/

Owner, Founder, and Chief Executive Officer: Michelle Malkin

Oh, THAT Michelle Malkin, eh?

http://twitchy.com/rush-limbaugh-press-release/

I see.

So your source is a Conservative-owned site that mines Twitter in order to find dipshits mouthing off, as they do on Twitter, and paint everyone left of Ronald Reagan as being in with those dipshits.

Mmmmhmmmm.

Seriously, keep up the fine work of citing all these extremist conservative/Republican sources. You're only making my case for me that the right-wing is seriously unhinged and hypocritial to the extreme.

posted by anonymouscoward on Oct 27, 2012 at 11:53:54 pm     #  

Both extremes are crazy.

posted by Linecrosser on Oct 28, 2012 at 08:43:48 am     #  

Linecrosser posted at 08:43:48 AM on Oct 28, 2012:

Both extremes are crazy.

This is true and I agree. However, Given that the Occupy-types are largely 20-somethings, aka young-and-stupid, and they do typical whippy-dippy-hippie crap when it's not some really dumbass kid shitting on cop cars, I'm much less concerned about them than I am about the Tea Party old-and-stupid-and-crazy crowd who are PROUD! of their gun collections and wear them in armed protests.

One group I expect to possibly riot like college kids do and overturn some cars, set some couches on fire in the streets, smash a few windows, and crap like that, then get bored and go home, if they're not all arrested. You know, some shouts of "FUCK THE PIGS", throw some rocks at the cops, the cops whip out the tear gas and rubber bullets, the kids decide it's no fun anymore and disperse.

The other group, what with the whole "ooga booga Obama is coming for your guns! He's going to take you away in refitted boxcars to FEMA re-education camps" beliefs they have (spoon-fed to them by right-wing TV, talk radio, and websites), I expect to show up armed, which will cause the cops to have to show up in full-on riot gear and the SWAT teams to be there as well, and it's only going to go bad from there. The minute the cop-in-charge picks up the megaphone and yells "PUT DOWN YOUR WEAPONS!", some brainwashed Teabilly asshole, who might have had one too many, is gonna shout "FUCK YOU!" and raise his weapon. That'll be the start...

posted by anonymouscoward on Oct 28, 2012 at 10:39:52 am     #   1 person liked this

^ That, by the way, is what I'm currently having bad dreams about seeing happen if (when) there's more election irregularities, or when the loser is announced.

Seriously, who is going to be scarier to the cops? A pile of college kids armed with rocks, maybe some beer bottles, or a pile of people who are primed with the idea that cops are agents of the government that is going to come take their guns and round them up into FEMA re-education camps, and who take pride in having more weapons of better quality than the cops do?

Shit's going to go off the rails late the night of the 6 or early morning on the 7th, unless it's a clear landslide, or the count is so close it runs into the week after the election or later... and that's just more time for people of a certain bent to stock up on guns and ammo.

posted by anonymouscoward on Oct 28, 2012 at 10:54:41 am     #  

Its how it started in the revolution.

posted by Linecrosser on Oct 28, 2012 at 11:39:18 am     #  

I can't believe how many conservatives believe this crap. Scary really...

posted by SensorG on Oct 28, 2012 at 12:07:55 pm     #   4 people liked this

http://www.libertyzone.com/Communist-Manifesto-Planks.html

posted by Linecrosser on Oct 28, 2012 at 12:50:16 pm     #  

SensorG posted at 12:07:55 PM on Oct 28, 2012:

I can't believe how many conservatives believe this crap. Scary really...

But anyone who dared to make the claim that BUSH was building FEMA camps, rigged the elections, etc. etc. was laughed at by people like RButthead and Lie-ny. When they claim it about Obama, it's rock-solid truth being covered up by the liberal mainstream MSM media. And these conservatives, as I've noted, are the ones who pride themselves on being armed to the teeth. Republican hypocrisy. But whipping them up with this rhetoric is the only way the GOP can turn out a pile of old white people to vote. I studied my history, and I can note some other nations where people took over by claiming all the economic problems and so on were due to pacifists and particular ethnic/religious/other groups. Things went rapidly downhill for much of the rest of the world shortly thereafter.

posted by anonymouscoward on Oct 28, 2012 at 02:53:15 pm     #  

"So your source is a Conservative-owned site that mines Twitter in order to find dipshits mouthing off, as they do on Twitter, and paint everyone left of Ronald Reagan as being in with those dipshits."

This coming from the person who started things off by mining the comments section of the original article so he could paint every conservative as a tinfoil hat wearing, Alex Jones worshipping nut job.

"You're only making my case for me that the right-wing is seriously unhinged and hypocritial to the extreme."

Because unhinged and hypocritical are two words that would never be used to describe Toledo Talk's resident coward. </sarcasm>

posted by RBancroft on Oct 28, 2012 at 09:43:19 pm     #  

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