From PaulHem: "We noticed that you have a house guest. Is she from California or Europe?"
You mean Brandy? She's from Detroit.
From Danneskjold: I'm thinking MadJack in a thong doing his morning Tai Chi in the backyard...
Look, that's me you're talking about, and just the thought of me grasping the bird's tail in my own backyard wearing a banana hammock makes me, well... violently ill.
From Star56: Sounds like my wife but she lives with me :)
You know you're right - that does sound like your wife. ;)
From BuckNut: Pics of sunbathing?
Sorry, you have to be 18 or older.
From ToledoLatina: Because men find the female body of a 20+yr old beautiful?
Yes ToledoLatina, men find 20+ red hot female bodies beautiful. Actually, any female body 20+ and not freezing is beautiful.
You are quite welcome, rch101.
From HistoryMike: I have met madjack, and I am certain that he is 28 or 29 tops, though I am due for new bifocals
You are eligible to collect government assistance for the blind.
Never mind why this came up now, but the vision I described existed in Toledo in the South end many years ago. One morning I took an alternate route to work for one reason or another, and much to my surprise this rather out of the way side street was bumper to bumper traffic. I soon found out why.
In the chill of the early morning in the first part of September, a blonde woman of surpassing beauty walked slowly across the green, green grass of her lawn. She walked parallel with the road wearing absolutely nothing except an electric blue, somewhat diaphanous negligee that covered her from the upper slope of her breasts all the way down to her ankles. The light breeze and her own movement caused the gown to cling to various parts of her body - which were concealed as soon as they were revealed.
I thought the whole thing was a fluke, but it wasn't. She'd walk every single day, weather permitting. Once I saw her briefly in the dead of winter come out onto her front porch and get the mail out of her mailbox.
She was incredible.