Fire at shopping center causes estimated $298,000 in damages

It was only a matter of time...

http://toledoblade.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080721/NEWS07/807210348/-1/NEWS

It's like the weather - when it gets this hot and humid, you know it's only a matter of time before there's a thunderstorm...

When that corner gets that skanky, it's only a matter of time before some shit starts on fire...

The neighborhood's property values just went UP half a percent...

created by billy on Jul 21, 2008 at 03:58:31 pm Comments: 5

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All I want to know is: WERE FIREWORKS INVOLVED?

Har!

posted by GuestZero on Jul 21, 2008 at 04:21:51 pm #

GZ - I'm sure some of the customers at Platinum felt that "sparks were flying" between them and their paid companions for the evening. Does that count as "fireworks"? lol

posted by mom2 on Jul 21, 2008 at 05:39:10 pm #

The rest of the nicotine peddlers, strip clubs, and loan sharking places in the area went up in value.

It took 12 years for the Japanese housing bubble to rebound I believe....

posted by charlatan on Jul 22, 2008 at 06:17:07 am #

Did anyone else smell the herpes burning in the air?

posted by stooks on Jul 22, 2008 at 07:43:45 am #

Did anyone else smell the herpes burning in the air?

lmao! that made my day :)

posted by jshriver on Jul 22, 2008 at 01:49:22 pm #

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