****BREAKING NEWS******
(Thurs. May 7, 2009)THIS JUST INTO THE NEWSROOM!!
TODAY IT WAS CONFIRMED THAT A BLOGGER NAMED "HARLEY", MOST OFTEN SEEN ON THE WEBSITE "TOLEDO TALK" IS ATTEMPTING TO DERAIL THE CAMPAIGN OF LOCAL TOLEDO RESIDENT AND MAYOR HOPEFUL OPAL COVEY.
APPARENTLY VERY WELL PLANNED AND EXTREMELY STRATEGICALLY PUT INTO ACTION, "HARLEY" IMPLEMENTED THE ATTEMPT BY POSING AS A LOYAL BACKER AND AVID CAMPAIGN STAFF MEMBER OF MS. COVEY. THE GUISE CAME TO LIGHT ONLY AFTER "HARLEY" POSTED NUMEROUS PRAISES AND A PLETHORA OF "FACTUALLY" BASED STATEMENTS PROMOTING MS. COVEY AND HER CAMPAIGN IN GENERAL.
ACCORDING TO NUMEROUS BLOGGERS AS WELL AS EVIDENCE UNCOVERED BY VIEWING THE POSTS ON TOLEDOTALK.COM, "HARLEY'S" SCHEME BEGAN TO UNRAVEL AFTER IT WAS ESTABLISHED THAT "HARLEY" REFUSED TO ANSWER A MULITUDE OF GENERAL QUESTIONS PERTAINING TO MS. COVEY'S BASIC QULAIFICATIONS TO BE MAYOR AS WELL AS EXPLICITLY ESTABLISHING THE FACT THAT HE/SHE LACKS NO TIME RESTRAINTS FOR RESPONDING TO THE MANY AND REPEATED REQUESTS FOR SUCH.
ACCORDING TO ALL BLOGGERS (AS WELL AS MERE OBSERVERS) HARLEY'S WELL DEVISED PLAN WAS AN ABSOLUTE SUCCESS.
AUTHORITIES ARE ASKING ANYONE WITH ANY FIRST HAND KNOWLEDGE OR INVOLVEMENT IN THE SCHEME TO PLEASE POST SAID INFORMATION AT THE END OF THIS BREAKING NEWS ALERT.
ALTHOUGH REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY APPEARS TO BE THE METHOD OF CHOICE, IT IS UNKNOWN AT THIS TIME EXACTLY WHAT THE MOTIVE WAS BEHIND THE SCHEME TO DISCREDIT MS. COVEY BUT WE ARE STAYING IN TOP OF THIS STORY AND WILL BRING YOU MORE DETAILS AS THEY DEVELOP.