My clearwater "Story"...
If I remember right, (late 70's, early 80's)
You came in the gate, and on that side of the water there was some kind of beach where you could walk right in to the water.
But if you circled around the water and went to the back side of the water (where the partyin' was), you could jump off the rocks into the water, and to get out, the rocks formed kind of a natural stairs that you could easily get back up to the top on.
Unless you're as drunk as I was, that is!!
I got almost up to the top, slipped on the rocks, and bam, bam, bam, splash - I bounced down the rocky stairs and into the water. Right in front of the whole 'gang' that was with me...
Like many drunken idiots, God must've been watching out for me, because I was completely unhurt!! Had some bruises the next day, but my skin wasnt even scratched!! What my friends couldnt see was there was a submerged rock that I could sit on that when sitting on it, my head and shoulders were out of the water, and I'd pulled up onto that, and was just sitting there catching my breath...
All of a sudden, there were about 4 splashes all around me, from my friends jumping in to come to my rescue - remember, Im both unhurt, and inebriated...
The first one to get to me was a gal pal, who in her rush to help me, dove in head first, and swam right over... And what happens when bikini clad chicks dive in to water head first??? Her top came down, but must've provided enough support underneath that she didnt notice that both her AMOF's (alabaster mounds of flesh) were out in plain view.
She got up to me and is like - "Oh my gosh - are you OK, are you ok??? And being the moron I was, I started laughing and pointed out the issue(s)...
Lesson for that day: If you scare a chick into thinking you're hurt, the LAST thing you want to do if you're really not hurt is laugh at her!! Tends to piss em off!!
30 years later,she's married to the guy she was there with that day, we're all still friends, and that story comes up once in a while, and she STILL laughs and says "Oh you were SUCH an Asshole!! I thought you were Dead!!"