Thanks for all the amusing and kind wishes.
As far as damage, the insurance company computed the damage to be approx. $3K. Thankfully, my car is not totaled. I had quite a few sore muscles after the accident since I got bounced around pretty good, but nothing that a few weeks in the gym won't cure.
I've always told my wife how much I hate people who turn left near intersections and cross the double-yellow lines. Wouldn't you know that this is the exact thing that caused my accident? I just don't understand how people misinterpret double-yellow lines. Just turn right!
On a positive note, my insurance agency gave me a 2011 all-wheel-drive Chevrolet Traverse. I've never had nor wanted an SUV, but this vehicle has changed my mind. Yeah, she's a petroleum-sucking whore, but my god I love this vehicle. There is nothing like the comfort of riding in an SUV -- bumps? what bumps? High curbs? I ride over those with ease. I can understand why Americans are willing to foot the uneconomical gas bill for SUVs. I have been investigating ways to send the Traverse to Thailand so that we can run away together.
Unfortunately, none of the businesses around the area where I was pushed off the road actually record the road with their cameras. The cameras were my last hope, but I'm sure nana is right -- karma is a bitch.