OMG.
So I was on Secor by the bridge driving toward Target to get my new glasses. While I am stopped at a red light I happen to look over and notice a man standing in the rain with a bright red umbrella. He had in his grasp a 'work for food', type deal. I look at him and it dawns on me, that he is standing there peeing in plain sight of everyone. I can't believe it. He then turns toward me and 'shakes off' or is playing with it...no clue, I look away and call the police as I speed away.
Of all the times I didnt have my camera....
UG! These beggers are out of control! So gross!
I was alwsays told if you have seen one before it won't matter. If you haven't you won't know what it is.
so you didn't give him any work?
I think these are mostly scammers. I think there are better ways for legitimate people to earn money or get food. We should not reward them.
I certainly wasnt giving him any money....more so knowing that he didnt wash his hands afterward.
how do you know he wasn't washing his hands :-)
How long before some bleeding heart comes on here and asks OhioKimono if she doesn't have anything better to do than look at some poor guy's dick?
Did the sign say "Will wank for food" ??
Hey OhioKimono, doesn't you has anything better to do than look at some poor guy's dick?
Um, he is homeless. Where do you expect him to pee? You were in his bathroom! Just kidding.
I know thats not what you wanted to see, but your thread title made me chuckle. wang!
I was on my way downtown once and a guy had his out pee, but was walking at the same time into the flow with no hands. I amost called Simon Cowell.
OK
Do you appreciate anyones humor in regards to your thread??
shamrock44 posted at 05:17:54 PM on Sep 19, 2011:Did the sign say "Will wank for food" ??
That's his economic stimulus package.
Rockchick - I have a pretty strong sense of humor and have been laughing about this all day. Im glad my kids were not with me. The jokes in this thread are a riot.
I guess this is why my thread titled, "I showed my wang to drivers on Secor today" was deleted.
I wonder if it was the same schmuck I saw a few days ago. He was at the bottom of the Secor road exit ramp from I-475. I got off the expressway and there he was holding a sign that said, "will work 4 food"........holding it upside down.
The word wang always makes me chuckle.
Mr. Mom2 broke our normal policy and gave a couple bucks to a panhandler at the Monroe St/I-475 exit last week. The guy was holding a sign that said "Not gonna lie. I need a beer."
Correction:
that was the new "Jerkonomic Stimulus Package"
I considered many words to describe his penis: 'bum dinky' , 'ding dong' , 'slong' , 'dick', and ultimately 'wang'. Wang is a good word.
I have had the Wang Chung song in my head all morning since reading this thread.
And, because I'm evil, I am sharing that here so perhaps I won't be the only one.
Personally i like the word "willy" like it's used in "Shallow Hal" LOL!
Regardless, thank you! I needed this today!
JR - there needs to be a "best all time threads" area and this one needs to be in it.
'Little Willy' by Sweet
North side, east side, Little Willy, Willy wears the crown, he's the king around town...
...try tellin' everybody but oh no...Little Willy Willy won't...go home...
Monty Python used to drop "Wankel Rotary Engines" in their shows every now and then when describing it.
Evverybody wang chung tonight, everybody have fun tonight